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: #Laughs He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars from his bank - all of which he'd lost at the races.

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: #Laughs What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from spending all afternoon in the saddle?Poloroids.What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?A lawn moo-er.What do you call a dog that is left-handed? A south pa

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on hergood side.

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: #Laughs YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG...When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.When your wi

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: #Laughs Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?

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: #Laughs Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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: #Laughs An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains.

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: #Laughs What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.

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: #Laughs Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain merged with the A & P?Yup..now they call it the...Stop & P.

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: #Laughs German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt.

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: #Laughs What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!'

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.topsecret.com? If I have, I'm not going to tell you.

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: #Laughs "Kiss me," said the young lady urgently.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

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: #Laughs A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm...

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: #Laughs |Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home.The Mrs.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

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: #Laughs For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France.

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: #Laughs He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars from his bank - all of which he'd lost at the races.

: #Laughs What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from spending all afternoon in the saddle?Poloroids.What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?A lawn moo-er.What do you call a dog that is left-handed? A south pa

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on hergood side.

: #Laughs YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG...When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.When your wi

: #Laughs Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?

: #Laughs Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

: #Laughs An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains.

: #Laughs What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.

: #Laughs Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain merged with the A & P?Yup..now they call it the...Stop & P.

: #Laughs German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt.

: #Laughs What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!'

: #Laughs Have you seen www.topsecret.com? If I have, I'm not going to tell you.

: #Laughs "Kiss me," said the young lady urgently.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

: #Laughs A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm...

: #Laughs |Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home.The Mrs.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

: #Laughs For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France.

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