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: #Laughs |A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what the

: #Laughs 'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher.

: #Laughs "Oh, Laura!" cried her neighbor, "I'm so very sorry to hear about the loss of your husband.

: #Laughs After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible towomen you are?"The flattered husband said, "No, dear they haven't."The wife yells, "Then what the hec

: #Laughs Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust.Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of dolla

: #Laughs At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.

: #Laughs What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !

: #Laughs Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead of Three Wise Men? They would have asked directions,arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made acasserole, and, brought practical gifts!
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