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: #Laughs A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

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: #Laughs Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.

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: #Laughs What does a Gorilla attorney study? The Law of the jungle!

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: #Laughs An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

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: #Laughs why don't men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!

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: #Laughs First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird.

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: #Laughs Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

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: #Laughs Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

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: #Laughs |There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau.

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: #Laughs A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

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: #Laughs |While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.

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: #Laughs A new monk arrives at the monastery.

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: #Laughs Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ? Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough

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: #Laughs |What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!

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: #Laughs An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he

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: #Laughs A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his surgeon comes in and tells him: "Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for you.""Give me the bad news first, Doc." says the patient.

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: #Laughs |A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection.

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: #Laughs Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way.

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: #Laughs If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!

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: #Laughs A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

: #Laughs Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.

: #Laughs What does a Gorilla attorney study? The Law of the jungle!

: #Laughs An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

: #Laughs why don't men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!

: #Laughs First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird.

: #Laughs Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

: #Laughs Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

: #Laughs |There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau.

: #Laughs A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

: #Laughs |While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.

: #Laughs A new monk arrives at the monastery.

: #Laughs Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ? Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough

: #Laughs |What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!

: #Laughs An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he

: #Laughs A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his surgeon comes in and tells him: "Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for you.""Give me the bad news first, Doc." says the patient.

: #Laughs |A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection.

: #Laughs Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way.

: #Laughs If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!

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