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: #Laughs Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !

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: #Laughs Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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: #Laughs Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!

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: #Laughs What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly.For example:1 - "What are you thinking?"The proper answer to this qu

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: #Laughs Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

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: #Laughs A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck."

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: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

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: #Laughs An airplane was flying from LA to New York.

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: #Laughs Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.

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: #Laughs ?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet?WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file ?WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong?WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused?Wi

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: #Laughs Q: What's the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.

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: #Laughs |British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest.

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: #Laughs There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole.

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: #Laughs Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.

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: #Laughs Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"

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: #Laughs Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?A: There's white-out on the screen.Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?A: There's writing on the white-out.Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A:

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: #Laughs Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......

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: #Laughs Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !

: #Laughs Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

: #Laughs Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!

: #Laughs What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly.For example:1 - "What are you thinking?"The proper answer to this qu

: #Laughs Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

: #Laughs A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck."

: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

: #Laughs An airplane was flying from LA to New York.

: #Laughs Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.

: #Laughs ?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet?WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file ?WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong?WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused?Wi

: #Laughs Q: What's the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.

: #Laughs |British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest.

: #Laughs There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole.

: #Laughs Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St.

: #Laughs What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.

: #Laughs Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"

: #Laughs Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?A: There's white-out on the screen.Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?A: There's writing on the white-out.Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A:

: #Laughs Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......

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