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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we know all the questions; at eighteen, all the answers.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run into the groundOLD CASHIERS never die, they just check outOLD CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose their driveOLD CHEMISTS never die, they just do it inorganicallyOLD

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? "Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Lights not burning too bright.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective toinvestigate.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin' mate !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table."What are you doing?" his mother asked."The box says you can't eat them if t

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard a loud voice ask him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to, and he was feeling very lonely.Then the loud voice said he was going to giv

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Where does the Internet football team play? Webley.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered."The doctor, incredulous, says, "What?? You want your sex drive _lowered_??"To which the old man replies, "It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?We are Microsoft.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his wife.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems? Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass. Tower: Judging the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument panel..

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water."That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the pool manager.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don't work.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !

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