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: #Laughs Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs.

: #Laughs Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to use Arabic language in Windows, you must install an Arabic graphic card.

: #Laughs A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving from Dallas down to a motel in Austin for their honeymoon.

: #Laughs The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in the sentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering her husband of 20 years by poisoning his coffee. The defense attorney knew he had his work cut out for him trying to make h

: #Laughs Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A: A duck filled fatty puss!Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?A: A first aid kitty!Q: Why do cats chase birds?A: For a lark!Q: What do cats read in the morning?A: Mewspa

: #Laughs The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity to the waves of passion nearby.

: #Laughs While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The

: #Laughs Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lands.
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