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: #Laughs What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

: #Laughs |Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."The first said, "I wish I were smarter."So, she became a

: #Laughs TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How old are you going to be on your next birthday?JACK: 9 years oldTEACHER: That's impossible!JACK: No it's not.

: #Laughs Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it was time to get married.So Little Johnny went to Susie's dad to ask for her hand in marriage."Where will you live?" asked Susie's dad, thinking this was cute."We

: #Laughs What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?Whatever happened to preparations A through G?When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?When cows laugh, does milk com

: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: He doesn't! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for

: #Laughs Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend - "Hey, why don't you try this ball." He draws a green golf ball out of his bag."Use this one - You can't lose it!"His friend repl

: #Laughs A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape.The bartender looks at the guy and asks:"What's wrong with your tur

: #Laughs |Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has 0 left."
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