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: #Laughs A lady had a height problem - she was TOO tall, being excatly 2 meters tall.

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: #Laughs Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting.

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: #Laughs Things that make me cringe!:1.

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: #Laughs Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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: #Laughs A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street.

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: #Laughs A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel.

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: #Laughs "Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!" "How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked. "Lest's see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in '41

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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: #Laughs The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts."Say, what's your name, mister?" she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck."It's Snow, Roy Snow," he answered, "and what's yours?""I'm June, June Hansen," she said.

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: #Laughs A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for abeer?"The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

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: #Laughs |Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle.

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: #Laughs One of Microsoft Network's finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent to boot camp.At the rifle range, he was given some instructions, handed a rifle, and a couple rounds of ammo.

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: #Laughs Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.

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: #Laughs A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'

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: #Laughs Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.

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: #Laughs The complaint letter from Judi:We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us.

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: #Laughs A lady had a height problem - she was TOO tall, being excatly 2 meters tall.

: #Laughs Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting.

: #Laughs Things that make me cringe!:1.

: #Laughs Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

: #Laughs A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel.

: #Laughs "Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!" "How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked. "Lest's see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in '41

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

: #Laughs The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts."Say, what's your name, mister?" she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck."It's Snow, Roy Snow," he answered, "and what's yours?""I'm June, June Hansen," she said.

: #Laughs A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for abeer?"The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

: #Laughs |Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle.

: #Laughs One of Microsoft Network's finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent to boot camp.At the rifle range, he was given some instructions, handed a rifle, and a couple rounds of ammo.

: #Laughs Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.

: #Laughs A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'

: #Laughs Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.

: #Laughs The complaint letter from Judi:We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us.

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