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: #Laughs Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment - normally one club and two balls.

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: #Laughs Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.

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: #Laughs Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland." Salesman: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?

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: #Laughs The Tearful Bride...A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him.""Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.""No, mother," you don't understand."I b

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: #Laughs |Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains.

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: #Laughs Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

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: #Laughs This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians.

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: #Laughs Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every morning.Client: No, I always let him sleep.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.

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: #Laughs Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"

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: #Laughs It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.When they got to heaven, they asked St.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

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: #Laughs You know you're out of college when...1.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beirut ! Beirut who ? Beirut force !

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: #Laughs |A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD".The officer then found a young acco

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: #Laughs When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.

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: #Laughs A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion.

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: #Laughs The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order.

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: #Laughs Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment - normally one club and two balls.

: #Laughs Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.

: #Laughs Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland." Salesman: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?

: #Laughs The Tearful Bride...A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him.""Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.""No, mother," you don't understand."I b

: #Laughs |Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains.

: #Laughs Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

: #Laughs This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians.

: #Laughs Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every morning.Client: No, I always let him sleep.

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.

: #Laughs Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"

: #Laughs It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.When they got to heaven, they asked St.

: #Laughs What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

: #Laughs You know you're out of college when...1.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beirut ! Beirut who ? Beirut force !

: #Laughs |A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD".The officer then found a young acco

: #Laughs When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.

: #Laughs A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion.

: #Laughs The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order.

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