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: #Laughs Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The ZIP Code.

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: #Laughs And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.

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: #Laughs What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.

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: #Laughs What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !

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: #Laughs There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas.

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !

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: #Laughs How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

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: #Laughs Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account.

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: #Laughs What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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: #Laughs Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So they can think with an open mind.

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: #Laughs Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

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: #Laughs How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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: #Laughs Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.

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: #Laughs A Cowboy was going deer hunting..

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: #Laughs The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: - has to work hard; - has to work at great depths; - has to work upside down; - has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work; - has to work in a high hu

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: #Laughs The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature.

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: #Laughs Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know who's-a George Washington?"Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?"He says, "Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of-a United States.

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: #Laughs Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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: #Laughs Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The ZIP Code.

: #Laughs And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.

: #Laughs What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.

: #Laughs What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !

: #Laughs There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas.

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !

: #Laughs How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

: #Laughs Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account.

: #Laughs What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

: #Laughs Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.

: #Laughs Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So they can think with an open mind.

: #Laughs Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

: #Laughs How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

: #Laughs Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.

: #Laughs A Cowboy was going deer hunting..

: #Laughs The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: - has to work hard; - has to work at great depths; - has to work upside down; - has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work; - has to work in a high hu

: #Laughs The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature.

: #Laughs Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know who's-a George Washington?"Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?"He says, "Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of-a United States.

: #Laughs Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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