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: #Laughs Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG."Another guy says, "What's that?"The first guy says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy."Another one says, "My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.A girl asks, "W

: #Laughs "Did you know that last month's (expletive) phone bill is over 0?" my wife scolded me in her harshest, my-husband-the-child voice.

: #Laughs A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge."Toilette pepper!"

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !

: #Laughs A drunk walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill." So, the bartender does just that, and hands the man the bill.

: #Laughs |Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! Enjoy! :-)10.

: #Laughs Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A: They can't sing, they can't dance and they look awful.

: #Laughs Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they were adders !

: #Laughs |Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?All sorts of antics!What do you call a greedy ant?An anteater!Why did the elephant put his trunk ac

: #Laughs Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway Patrolman.

: #Laughs Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.

: #Laughs A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"He thinks a second and he says, "It's a nice-a day!"
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