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: #Laughs |AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership".

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: #Laughs What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ? Speaking Latin !

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: #Laughs A tough case was being argued in court.

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: #Laughs 1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I was the receptionist at the V.D.

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: #Laughs Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It's called, "Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy."

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: #Laughs You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.

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: #Laughs I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks "Ribbit Ribbit" while a horney toad croaks "Rub-itRub-it"

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: #Laughs How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by Chris

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: #Laughs Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts.

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: #Laughs What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare!

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: #Laughs A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left.

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: #Laughs Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it's not broken, the battery's flat.

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: #Laughs Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.

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: #Laughs There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball.

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: #Laughs A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd.He answered, "I'd take up a collection!"

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: #Laughs Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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: #Laughs SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.ACTION: Retire to gent's ro

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: #Laughs Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck

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: #Laughs |AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership".

: #Laughs What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ? Speaking Latin !

: #Laughs A tough case was being argued in court.

: #Laughs 1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I was the receptionist at the V.D.

: #Laughs Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It's called, "Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy."

: #Laughs You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.

: #Laughs I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money

: #Laughs Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks "Ribbit Ribbit" while a horney toad croaks "Rub-itRub-it"

: #Laughs How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by Chris

: #Laughs Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts.

: #Laughs What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare!

: #Laughs A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left.

: #Laughs Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it's not broken, the battery's flat.

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: #Laughs Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.

: #Laughs There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball.

: #Laughs A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd.He answered, "I'd take up a collection!"

: #Laughs Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

: #Laughs SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.ACTION: Retire to gent's ro

: #Laughs Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck

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