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: #Laughs Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow.

: #Laughs A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt."Reach up there and find out."She did, but quickly pulled her hand back out and said, "Oh, it's gruesome!""Aye, it has," replied the Scotsman, "and if you put your hand backup there, it'l

: #Laughs |Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?A: The bee gees!Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?A: An animal that stinks and stings!Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?A: Issues a royal

: #Laughs Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would be home by midnight...promise! Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 a.m.

: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

: #Laughs Fitness Philosophy - JokesGalore Style!My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was60.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.Q: How can you tell someone is a

: #Laughs A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink.

: #Laughs Howard Dean's wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the election is over she will shave off all her pubic hair and sit on stage with husband Howard, and wearing no panties.Astounded reporters asked what the message was,
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