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: #Laughs |An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary."Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested.

: #Laughs |Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question.

: #Laughs What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?"What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask? "How does it work?"What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask? "How much will it cost?"What

: #Laughs Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don't drink!

: #Laughs Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

: #Laughs Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if I was on you...I would becoming too!

: #Laughs Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had never been to before.

: #Laughs Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

: #Laughs A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hooker looking at him.He stops, bangs on the window and says,"So, what does this cost ??!!".And the hooker replies,"25 dollars !!".And the Pollock said
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