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: #Laughs Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits.

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: #Laughs A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, "What were you thinking the very first time you saw me?"He replied, "I wanted to suck those tits dry and fuck your brains out, dear."She asked, "And what do you think when you look a

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: #Laughs Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know not to embarrass themselves by humping women's knees at parties.

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: #Laughs Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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: #Laughs What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze

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: #Laughs Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.

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: #Laughs Customer: "I've been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automatically -- but there's a bug in it.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tool Time Barbie ...ncludes tool belt, which she has no idea what to do with

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: #Laughs What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!

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: #Laughs Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one ...

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: #Laughs New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number ofshotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they willeventually produce all the world's great

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable whilethe other is just having a baby.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him into his car?A: Hey, go easy on those fucking sweets.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim!

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: #Laughs What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!

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: #Laughs The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by mywife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, orelse...

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: #Laughs |Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b.

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: #Laughs The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

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: #Laughs What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !

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: #Laughs Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits.

: #Laughs A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, "What were you thinking the very first time you saw me?"He replied, "I wanted to suck those tits dry and fuck your brains out, dear."She asked, "And what do you think when you look a

: #Laughs Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know not to embarrass themselves by humping women's knees at parties.

: #Laughs Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

: #Laughs What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze

: #Laughs Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.

: #Laughs Customer: "I've been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automatically -- but there's a bug in it.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tool Time Barbie ...ncludes tool belt, which she has no idea what to do with

: #Laughs What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!

: #Laughs Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one ...

: #Laughs New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number ofshotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they willeventually produce all the world's great

: #Laughs What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable whilethe other is just having a baby.

: #Laughs Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him into his car?A: Hey, go easy on those fucking sweets.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim!

: #Laughs What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!

: #Laughs The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by mywife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, orelse...

: #Laughs |Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b.

: #Laughs The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

: #Laughs What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !

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