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: #Laughs How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substanceAnd the darkness was upon the face of the WorkersAnd the Workers spoke amongst themselves,

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: #Laughs Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's .00.

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: #Laughs When I was in jr.

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: #Laughs Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider What a web of lies!

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: #Laughs I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.

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: #Laughs A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on afairly regular basis.

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: #Laughs 1) Never eat at a place called Mom's 2) Never play cards with a man named 'Doc' 3) Never get in bed with a girl that has more problems than you have.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell.

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: #Laughs Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.

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: #Laughs Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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: #Laughs What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos

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: #Laughs This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little rich girl who's had too much to drink.He says to her, "Hey, baby...whataya say we go back to your place and get it on! Lost in her drink, she repli

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: #Laughs What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !

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: #Laughs Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.

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: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock.

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: #Laughs |Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll Buy Macintoshes It Bit Me It Built Microsoft It's Better Manually I've Been Mislead I've Been Mugged WINDOWS Well, It Never Does Operate With Spee

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: #Laughs Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't the police station.

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: #Laughs Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough

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: #Laughs A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to their deathfrom a very tall building...

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: #Laughs How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substanceAnd the darkness was upon the face of the WorkersAnd the Workers spoke amongst themselves,

: #Laughs Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's .00.

: #Laughs When I was in jr.

: #Laughs Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider What a web of lies!

: #Laughs I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.

: #Laughs A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on afairly regular basis.

: #Laughs 1) Never eat at a place called Mom's 2) Never play cards with a man named 'Doc' 3) Never get in bed with a girl that has more problems than you have.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell.

: #Laughs Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.

: #Laughs Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

: #Laughs What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos

: #Laughs This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little rich girl who's had too much to drink.He says to her, "Hey, baby...whataya say we go back to your place and get it on! Lost in her drink, she repli

: #Laughs What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !

: #Laughs Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.

: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock.

: #Laughs |Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll Buy Macintoshes It Bit Me It Built Microsoft It's Better Manually I've Been Mislead I've Been Mugged WINDOWS Well, It Never Does Operate With Spee

: #Laughs Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't the police station.

: #Laughs Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough

: #Laughs A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to their deathfrom a very tall building...

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