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: #Laughs Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!

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: #Laughs Waiter, is there soup on the menu ? No, madam I wiped it off !

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: #Laughs |One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was livid.

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: #Laughs Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want.

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: #Laughs "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?" " My right hand." " Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."

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: #Laughs What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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: #Laughs Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

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: #Laughs Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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: #Laughs How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate? By reading street signs.

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: #Laughs What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!

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: #Laughs Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty?It's because they doesn't know if they'll be thirsty or not.

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: #Laughs |A party of economists was climbing in the Alps .

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: #Laughs The Worst Striker by Mr Goal

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: #Laughs This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in Asia.

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: #Laughs There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him and told him to come into the church and the boy said,"...But they'll steal my bike."The priest explained how the Holy Spirit would take care of it, so they went inside.The pri

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: #Laughs As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully.

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: #Laughs |Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod.

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: #Laughs A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.

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: #Laughs Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!

: #Laughs Waiter, is there soup on the menu ? No, madam I wiped it off !

: #Laughs |One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was livid.

: #Laughs Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want.

: #Laughs "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?" " My right hand." " Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."

: #Laughs What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

: #Laughs Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

: #Laughs Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!

: #Laughs How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate? By reading street signs.

: #Laughs What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!

: #Laughs Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty?It's because they doesn't know if they'll be thirsty or not.

: #Laughs |A party of economists was climbing in the Alps .

: #Laughs The Worst Striker by Mr Goal

: #Laughs This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in Asia.

: #Laughs There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him and told him to come into the church and the boy said,"...But they'll steal my bike."The priest explained how the Holy Spirit would take care of it, so they went inside.The pri

: #Laughs As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully.

: #Laughs |Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod.

: #Laughs A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies.

: #Laughs Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.

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