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: #Laughs |A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant."No, no no!" said the man.

: #Laughs Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !

: #Laughs The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S.

: #Laughs |What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?Worm your way out of that one!

: #Laughs Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q: What do you do when you come across an elephant?A: Wipe it off!Q: Have you heard about Hannibal crossing the Alps with elephants?A: None of the offspring s

: #Laughs Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

: #Laughs A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home.

: #Laughs A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up.

: #Laughs The word of the day is "LEGS", let's go back to my place and spread the word.Let's name your legs.

: #Laughs Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?
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