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: #Laughs I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead ofme.As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger asked her,"Paper or plastic?""It doesn't matter," she replied, "I'

: #Laughs A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time.

: #Laughs At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests.

: #Laughs Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.

: #Laughs For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that us old pros do: there are three stages of sex with your mate during pregnancy.During the first trimester, you do it regular style.

: #Laughs MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.

: #Laughs A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend.

: #Laughs A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she's wearing earphones connected to her walkman.She tells the hair stylist to cut her hair but NOT to take off her earphones.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT
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