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: #Laughs At the marriage counselor's office, the woman complained, "What's-his-name here says I don't give him enough attention."

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bertha ! Bertha who ? Bertha-day greetings !

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: #Laughs A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his wife.

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: #Laughs There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise.

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: #Laughs Women love to talk on the phone.

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: #Laughs George W.

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: #Laughs I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead ofme.As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger asked her,"Paper or plastic?""It doesn't matter," she replied, "I'

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: #Laughs Hi y'all...muh name id's Bubba and dis is muh fameily:Furst is me...

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: #Laughs It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.We are born naked, wet, and hungry.

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: #Laughs A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between Russian Optimist, Pessimist and Realist? An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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: #Laughs A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble.

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: #Laughs Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells.

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: #Laughs A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby.

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: #Laughs |Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can't bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?A: He was trying to make both ends meet!Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?A: A collie-flower!Q: Why do

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: #Laughs |Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting.

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: #Laughs The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- 0/offerCOWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.FREE PUPPIES:PART COCKER SPANIEL -PART SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOGGERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.NEUTERED.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself.

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: #Laughs At the marriage counselor's office, the woman complained, "What's-his-name here says I don't give him enough attention."

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bertha ! Bertha who ? Bertha-day greetings !

: #Laughs A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his wife.

: #Laughs There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise.

: #Laughs Women love to talk on the phone.

: #Laughs George W.

: #Laughs I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead ofme.As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger asked her,"Paper or plastic?""It doesn't matter," she replied, "I'

: #Laughs Hi y'all...muh name id's Bubba and dis is muh fameily:Furst is me...

: #Laughs It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.We are born naked, wet, and hungry.

: #Laughs A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.

: #Laughs What is the difference between Russian Optimist, Pessimist and Realist? An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

: #Laughs A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble.

: #Laughs Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells.

: #Laughs A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby.

: #Laughs |Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can't bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?A: He was trying to make both ends meet!Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?A: A collie-flower!Q: Why do

: #Laughs |Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting.

: #Laughs The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- 0/offerCOWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.FREE PUPPIES:PART COCKER SPANIEL -PART SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOGGERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.NEUTERED.

: #Laughs Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself.

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