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: #Laughs What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with everyone but you!

: #Laughs "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad, I couldn't see where the ball went." "You're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife.

: #Laughs So the doctor tells the patient he's got only six months to live.But the patient doesn't pay his bill on time, so the doctor giveshim another six months.

: #Laughs When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain said, " I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wan

: #Laughs As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice,has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human genepool.And now, for this year's ill

: #Laughs I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

: #Laughs How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

: #Laughs A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over.

: #Laughs When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row
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