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: #Laughs What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch.

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: #Laughs Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: Again!

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: #Laughs Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick.

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: #Laughs Weight ControlHere's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they consume.Beating around the bush.

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: #Laughs A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on the other.

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: #Laughs Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.

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: #Laughs What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back

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: #Laughs A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow.

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: #Laughs What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !

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: #Laughs Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None.

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: #Laughs What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !

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: #Laughs What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced

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: #Laughs |Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into the coffee table Chin Tu Fat: You need a face lift Gun Pao Der: An ancient Chinese invention Hu Flung Dung: Which one of you fertilized the field? Hu

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: #Laughs Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourh

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: #Laughs Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twelve.

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: #Laughs Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework.

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: #Laughs What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"

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: #Laughs Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.

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: #Laughs My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.

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: #Laughs What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch.

: #Laughs Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: Again!

: #Laughs Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick.

: #Laughs Weight ControlHere's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they consume.Beating around the bush.

: #Laughs A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on the other.

: #Laughs Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.

: #Laughs What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back

: #Laughs A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow.

: #Laughs What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !

: #Laughs Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None.

: #Laughs What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !

: #Laughs What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced

: #Laughs |Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into the coffee table Chin Tu Fat: You need a face lift Gun Pao Der: An ancient Chinese invention Hu Flung Dung: Which one of you fertilized the field? Hu

: #Laughs Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourh

: #Laughs Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twelve.

: #Laughs Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework.

: #Laughs What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"

: #Laughs Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.

: #Laughs My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.

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