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: #Laughs Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly.

: #Laughs What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.

: #Laughs Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They had been meeting in that park every sunny day, for over 12 years, chatting and enjoying each others friendship.One day, the younger of the two ladies, turns to the ot

: #Laughs A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

: #Laughs Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut died an old Mann.Dec.

: #Laughs In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I'm married to a sex maniac.

: #Laughs What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can shoot outlaws!

: #Laughs Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she's pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: "Is it mine?"

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?A: A shaggy dogs tale!Q: Why do dogs run in circles?A: Because its hard to run in squares

: #Laughs |A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation.

: #Laughs If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime).

: #Laughs I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program.
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