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: #Laughs |Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Water-skis on his sleighNever have a white ChristmasWhen you in Melbourne liveWearing hot pants on the beachWhen you your presents

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: #Laughs Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones...

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: #Laughs I love to go to the dentist.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

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: #Laughs Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !

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: #Laughs |There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other.

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies.

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: #Laughs A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling of fullness in her ear.

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: #Laughs Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

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: #Laughs |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now.

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: #Laughs Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !

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: #Laughs |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident.

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: #Laughs You might be a redneck if...

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: #Laughs How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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: #Laughs Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang.

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: #Laughs I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!

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: #Laughs |Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don't add no wood.Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin'.Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much fi

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: #Laughs "I gotta 'A' in spelling," Tony told his father.

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: #Laughs |Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Water-skis on his sleighNever have a white ChristmasWhen you in Melbourne liveWearing hot pants on the beachWhen you your presents

: #Laughs Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones...

: #Laughs I love to go to the dentist.

: #Laughs Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !

: #Laughs |There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other.

: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies.

: #Laughs A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling of fullness in her ear.

: #Laughs Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

: #Laughs |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now.

: #Laughs Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !

: #Laughs |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one.

: #Laughs Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident.

: #Laughs You might be a redneck if...

: #Laughs How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

: #Laughs Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang.

: #Laughs I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!

: #Laughs |Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don't add no wood.Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin'.Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much fi

: #Laughs "I gotta 'A' in spelling," Tony told his father.

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