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: #Laughs The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

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: #Laughs From David Letterman and the Late Show...Top Ten Signs Bill Clinton Doesn't Give A Damn10.

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: #Laughs There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf.

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: #Laughs "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common," said the new tenant's neighbor.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element.

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: #Laughs Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother.

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: #Laughs "Do you love me more than you love sleep?" "I can't answer now.

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: #Laughs Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia.

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: #Laughs The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes.

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: #Laughs The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety.

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: #Laughs Maria is a devout Catholic.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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: #Laughs A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you sill

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: #Laughs New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on itsfeet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the butteredside facing down.

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: #Laughs There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck it out for the doctor, the nurse went, "Aaaaaahhh!!!"

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: #Laughs Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer.

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: #Laughs When does a horse neigh? Whinny wants to!

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: #Laughs Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V."There is now a million dollar bounty on Osama bin Laden.

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: #Laughs |Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No.

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: #Laughs The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

: #Laughs From David Letterman and the Late Show...Top Ten Signs Bill Clinton Doesn't Give A Damn10.

: #Laughs There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf.

: #Laughs "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common," said the new tenant's neighbor.

: #Laughs Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element.

: #Laughs Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother.

: #Laughs "Do you love me more than you love sleep?" "I can't answer now.

: #Laughs Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia.

: #Laughs The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes.

: #Laughs The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety.

: #Laughs Maria is a devout Catholic.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.

: #Laughs A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you sill

: #Laughs New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on itsfeet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the butteredside facing down.

: #Laughs There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck it out for the doctor, the nurse went, "Aaaaaahhh!!!"

: #Laughs Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer.

: #Laughs When does a horse neigh? Whinny wants to!

: #Laughs Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V."There is now a million dollar bounty on Osama bin Laden.

: #Laughs |Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No.

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