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: #Laughs Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don't like to look down on the unemployed.

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: #Laughs This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face.

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: #Laughs Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job ?". "Hundred Bucks". "OK", he said and began to jerk off. "What the hell are you doing that for?" "For hundred bucks you don't think I'm going to give you the easy one,

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: #Laughs "Were you in Paris on your vacation?" "I don't know, my wife got the tickets."

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: #Laughs Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson's teacher: No, but I've been fishing in shorts.

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: #Laughs Knock, Knock.

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: #Laughs Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!

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: #Laughs A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Christmas sale was beginning two days later.

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: #Laughs My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a very romantic atmosphere.In fact, all our kids were conceived during Miller Lite commercials.

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: #Laughs Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him.

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: #Laughs What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers.

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: #Laughs General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra playing. When asked about his impressions, he commented: "No military precision in drill..." "Why?" "Did you see thos

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts.Well, son, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven.Incredibly, he appears to beli

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: #Laughs A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies "Buy a big one and wait"

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: #Laughs A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:0 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye.She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks

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: #Laughs Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know.

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: #Laughs Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don't like to look down on the unemployed.

: #Laughs This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face.

: #Laughs Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job ?". "Hundred Bucks". "OK", he said and began to jerk off. "What the hell are you doing that for?" "For hundred bucks you don't think I'm going to give you the easy one,

: #Laughs "Were you in Paris on your vacation?" "I don't know, my wife got the tickets."

: #Laughs Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson's teacher: No, but I've been fishing in shorts.

: #Laughs Knock, Knock.

: #Laughs Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!

: #Laughs A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Christmas sale was beginning two days later.

: #Laughs My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a very romantic atmosphere.In fact, all our kids were conceived during Miller Lite commercials.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him.

: #Laughs What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers.

: #Laughs General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra playing. When asked about his impressions, he commented: "No military precision in drill..." "Why?" "Did you see thos

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God.

: #Laughs Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts.Well, son, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven.Incredibly, he appears to beli

: #Laughs A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies "Buy a big one and wait"

: #Laughs A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:0 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye.She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks

: #Laughs Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know.

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