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: #Laughs What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias

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: #Laughs What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.

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: #Laughs I told you not to let those pigs In my office.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats.

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: #Laughs IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices.

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: #Laughs |Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: "So I understand, but, then again, the Chinese don't have a Christmas the week before!"

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: #Laughs Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God isboth male and female."This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?""Well, God is both b

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.Q: Ho

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: #Laughs Nowe u two can rite gud!Howe two rite gudFrank L.

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: #Laughs Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q" so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare.

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: #Laughs What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !

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: #Laughs |China blames U.S.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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: #Laughs What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!

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: #Laughs Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt.

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: #Laughs How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !

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: #Laughs This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for 0.

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: #Laughs A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree.

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: #Laughs The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate building, she was to mess with the men. It wasn't until four weeks later someone finally told her that meant to eat

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: #Laughs What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias

: #Laughs What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.

: #Laughs I told you not to let those pigs In my office.

: #Laughs Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats.

: #Laughs IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices.

: #Laughs |Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: "So I understand, but, then again, the Chinese don't have a Christmas the week before!"

: #Laughs Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God isboth male and female."This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?""Well, God is both b

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.Q: Ho

: #Laughs Nowe u two can rite gud!Howe two rite gudFrank L.

: #Laughs Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q" so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare.

: #Laughs What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !

: #Laughs |China blames U.S.

: #Laughs Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

: #Laughs What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!

: #Laughs Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt.

: #Laughs How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !

: #Laughs This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for 0.

: #Laughs A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree.

: #Laughs The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate building, she was to mess with the men. It wasn't until four weeks later someone finally told her that meant to eat

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