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: #Laughs Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he was having affairs with his patients?Yup, it's a shame because he was one of the top veterinarians in the country!

: #Laughs Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

: #Laughs A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"Child: "Meow."Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed litt

: #Laughs A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."What animal is this?" she asked.

: #Laughs What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming...

: #Laughs An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space shewas waiting for.

: #Laughs A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one.

: #Laughs A woman walks into her sex therapist's office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and they never have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

: #Laughs There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he went to a dealership and bought a car.

: #Laughs A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him."Why do we have to learn this stuff?" the frustrated student blurted out."To save lives," the professor responded bef

: #Laughs Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami.

: #Laughs Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.
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