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: #Laughs WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION

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: #Laughs What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !

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: #Laughs Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's penis, she jumped into her car and sped away.

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the head!What's the best way to make a bull sweat?Put him in a tight jumper!What do you call a pig that took a plane?Swine flu!What kind of doctor treats ducks?A quack!What did the well mannered

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: #Laughs A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The 'Why Yawning Is Contagious' Theory: You yawnto equalize the pressure on your eardrums.

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: #Laughs How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a year.

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: #Laughs A man can actually cater to a woman's every need, so long as all that she wants is to have sex, go to ball games, and bring him a beer.

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: #Laughs Yo mamma's so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got an ear infection!

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: #Laughs An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there 50th anniversary.The old man is getting ready but cant find his shoes so he looks under the bed and finds a box with 2 eggs in it and a thousand pounds so that evening he questions h

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: #Laughs A friend of mine just got divorced.

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: #Laughs You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.

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: #Laughs What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !

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: #Laughs One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting.

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: #Laughs What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won't do what she's told.

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!

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: #Laughs There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond to commands.He tells a frog to jump.

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: #Laughs A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after a big night ashore.

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: #Laughs WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION

: #Laughs What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !

: #Laughs Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's penis, she jumped into her car and sped away.

: #Laughs |What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the head!What's the best way to make a bull sweat?Put him in a tight jumper!What do you call a pig that took a plane?Swine flu!What kind of doctor treats ducks?A quack!What did the well mannered

: #Laughs A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The 'Why Yawning Is Contagious' Theory: You yawnto equalize the pressure on your eardrums.

: #Laughs How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a year.

: #Laughs A man can actually cater to a woman's every need, so long as all that she wants is to have sex, go to ball games, and bring him a beer.

: #Laughs Yo mamma's so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got an ear infection!

: #Laughs An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there 50th anniversary.The old man is getting ready but cant find his shoes so he looks under the bed and finds a box with 2 eggs in it and a thousand pounds so that evening he questions h

: #Laughs A friend of mine just got divorced.

: #Laughs You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.

: #Laughs What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !

: #Laughs One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting.

: #Laughs What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won't do what she's told.

: #Laughs Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!

: #Laughs There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond to commands.He tells a frog to jump.

: #Laughs A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after a big night ashore.

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