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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

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: #Laughs Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!

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: #Laughs |A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through the door."An' wot's this then?" he asked.

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: #Laughs What bee is good for your health ? Vitamin bee !

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: #Laughs A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she willnever open.

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: #Laughs An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.

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: #Laughs Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."

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: #Laughs What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.

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: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!

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: #Laughs Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.

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: #Laughs An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland.

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: #Laughs A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural.

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: #Laughs What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean.

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: #Laughs What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer

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: #Laughs A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome.

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: #Laughs One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news.

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: #Laughs Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

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: #Laughs |A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer," the man began, "I can explain""Just be quiet," snapped the officer.

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: #Laughs |The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?""Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk bu

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

: #Laughs Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!

: #Laughs |A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through the door."An' wot's this then?" he asked.

: #Laughs What bee is good for your health ? Vitamin bee !

: #Laughs A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she willnever open.

: #Laughs An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.

: #Laughs Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."

: #Laughs What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.

: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!

: #Laughs Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

: #Laughs Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.

: #Laughs An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland.

: #Laughs A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural.

: #Laughs What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean.

: #Laughs What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer

: #Laughs A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome.

: #Laughs One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news.

: #Laughs Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

: #Laughs |A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer," the man began, "I can explain""Just be quiet," snapped the officer.

: #Laughs |The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?""Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk bu

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