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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray for toys that look like miceand warm cushions soft and niceFor grocery bags where I can hideJust like a tiger croucched insideI pray for gourmet kitty snacksand someone nice to scratch

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?You'd make a lovely corpse!I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs 10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay."Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?" says mom.Timmy replies, "Because his dick tasted like shit!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Top Ten Signs you're Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with David Letterman; Monday, February 20, 1995 You recognize batter as the kid who sold you a hot dog a couple minutes earlier.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer Bunny.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The wedding was over, and the reception was in full swing.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs When shouldn't a mountain climber call for help?When he's hanging by his teeth.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having sexual intercourse with a pig eversince his wife died.The priest asks him if he intends to continue doing it and whether thepig is a male or female

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don't have any balls to scratch.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler "overs!" before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course, you get a strike.

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FunnyJohny

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