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: #Laughs Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor.

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: #Laughs Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.

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: #Laughs How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.

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: #Laughs Santa Claus is a woman....I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.

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: #Laughs A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to.

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: #Laughs Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward? A: "Is it mine?"

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: #Laughs |The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep on shopping.

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: #Laughs Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning.

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: #Laughs Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.

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: #Laughs A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

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: #Laughs Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his ass!

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: #Laughs Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a foreign country in an understandable way.

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: #Laughs A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.

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: #Laughs "May I take your order?" the waiter asked.

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: #Laughs Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Carson ! Carson who ? Carconogenic !

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: #Laughs Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.

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: #Laughs |A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping.

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: #Laughs The difference between men and women A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.

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: #Laughs I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpost.

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: #Laughs Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor.

: #Laughs Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.

: #Laughs How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.

: #Laughs Santa Claus is a woman....I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.

: #Laughs A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to.

: #Laughs Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward? A: "Is it mine?"

: #Laughs |The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep on shopping.

: #Laughs Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning.

: #Laughs Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.

: #Laughs A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

: #Laughs Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his ass!

: #Laughs Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a foreign country in an understandable way.

: #Laughs A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.

: #Laughs "May I take your order?" the waiter asked.

: #Laughs Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Carson ! Carson who ? Carconogenic !

: #Laughs Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.

: #Laughs |A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too far" in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping.

: #Laughs The difference between men and women A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.

: #Laughs I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpost.

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