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: #Laughs |The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.

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: #Laughs There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.

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: #Laughs When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels.

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: #Laughs |Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied.

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: #Laughs How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!

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: #Laughs Here's a lame one....What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't march.Q: How many French horn players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and

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: #Laughs Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!Sent by Spencer

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: #Laughs Once a couple were on vacation.

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: #Laughs What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !

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: #Laughs What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.

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: #Laughs A little girl was playing up a tree near a church.

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: #Laughs I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe volume all the way up....the mime next door went nuts!

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: #Laughs A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub.

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: #Laughs "Do you love me more than you love sleep?" "I can't answer now.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia mum in?

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: #Laughs What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? "Am I exhausted!"

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: #Laughs Stages of LifeTHE MALE STAGES OF LIFEAGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 MaaloxAGE SEDUCTION LINE 17 My parents are away for the weekend.

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: #Laughs Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

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: #Laughs |An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, "Astrology is more scientific.

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: #Laughs |The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.

: #Laughs There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.

: #Laughs When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels.

: #Laughs |Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied.

: #Laughs How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!

: #Laughs Here's a lame one....What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't march.Q: How many French horn players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and

: #Laughs Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!Sent by Spencer

: #Laughs Once a couple were on vacation.

: #Laughs What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !

: #Laughs What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.

: #Laughs A little girl was playing up a tree near a church.

: #Laughs I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe volume all the way up....the mime next door went nuts!

: #Laughs A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub.

: #Laughs "Do you love me more than you love sleep?" "I can't answer now.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia mum in?

: #Laughs What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? "Am I exhausted!"

: #Laughs Stages of LifeTHE MALE STAGES OF LIFEAGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 MaaloxAGE SEDUCTION LINE 17 My parents are away for the weekend.

: #Laughs Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

: #Laughs |An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, "Astrology is more scientific.

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