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: #Laughs A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table."What are you doing?" his mother asked."The box says you can't eat them if t

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now.

: #Laughs What did the banana say to the vibrator? "I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"

: #Laughs If Apple made toasters...It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Easter Island Barbie ...the famous statue with blonde hair

: #Laughs I'm hungry = I'm hungry.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.I'm tired = I'm tired.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.Can I call you sometime? = I'd

: #Laughs Murphy's Laws Of Parenting...A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of time has been wasted arguing over what came first, the chicken or the egg.

: #Laughs Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when they should not.
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