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: #Laughs What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!

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: #Laughs "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!" "I know all that.

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: #Laughs |How did the toad die?He simply croaked!

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: #Laughs Once upon a time, a guy was sitting at a bar.

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: #Laughs |A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.

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: #Laughs What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

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: #Laughs |Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?""Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"

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: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really.

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: #Laughs These "Weird Reference Questions" are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv.

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: #Laughs "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.

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: #Laughs Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy.

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: #Laughs 1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

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: #Laughs Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females.

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: #Laughs A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again.

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: #Laughs |A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant."No, no no!" said the man.

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: #Laughs Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

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: #Laughs Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

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: #Laughs On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his son.Not having time to get the paper work to take the puppyonboard, the man just hid the pup down the front of hispants and snunk him onboard the

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine

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: #Laughs What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!

: #Laughs "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!" "I know all that.

: #Laughs |How did the toad die?He simply croaked!

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: #Laughs Once upon a time, a guy was sitting at a bar.

: #Laughs |A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.

: #Laughs What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

: #Laughs |Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?""Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"

: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really.

: #Laughs These "Weird Reference Questions" are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv.

: #Laughs "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.

: #Laughs Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy.

: #Laughs 1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

: #Laughs Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females.

: #Laughs A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again.

: #Laughs |A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant."No, no no!" said the man.

: #Laughs Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

: #Laughs Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

: #Laughs On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his son.Not having time to get the paper work to take the puppyonboard, the man just hid the pup down the front of hispants and snunk him onboard the

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine

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