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: #Laughs A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin."Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card.

: #Laughs Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.

: #Laughs Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny's test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you know?Teacher: On question #1, Johnny put down "I don't know".

: #Laughs Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often "adopted" by a family.

: #Laughs How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.

: #Laughs What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can shoot outlaws!

: #Laughs Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with their sons.First mother: My son is a priest.

: #Laughs STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 "J" STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN NUMBER 95-2374DATE: OCTOBER 20, 1995TO: ALL CALIFORNIA INSURANCE AGENCIESALL CALIFORNIA DEALERS OF NEW/USED AUTOMOBIL

: #Laughs Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother her age? She told him that was not a questionto ask and that he shouldn't ask it again.He then asked her her weight.

: #Laughs Alimony:1) A contraction of the term "all-his-money".2) A splitting headache.3) It's the screwing you get, for the screwing you got.4) Paying for something you don't get.5) That's the same as buying corn for somebody else's cow.6) The high cost of

: #Laughs MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.
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