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: #Laughs Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

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: #Laughs Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room.

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: #Laughs Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does the ship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usually tells them, "No, we just have a very long power line running to the mainland."

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: #Laughs Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!

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: #Laughs A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

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: #Laughs |In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, tat and baby sit.When the kids were in a jam,They could always call on Gram.But today she's in the gymExercising to keep slim.She's checking the we

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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: #Laughs OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer." So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a lit

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow!

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: #Laughs why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don't have eyes

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.

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: #Laughs (name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W.

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: #Laughs Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading east towards Georgia on I-90.

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: #Laughs The U.S.

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: #Laughs How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

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: #Laughs I took my son to the zoo yesterday.

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: #Laughs Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project.

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: #Laughs Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them that this|| is 12 inches.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

: #Laughs Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room.

: #Laughs Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does the ship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usually tells them, "No, we just have a very long power line running to the mainland."

: #Laughs Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!

: #Laughs A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

: #Laughs |In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, tat and baby sit.When the kids were in a jam,They could always call on Gram.But today she's in the gymExercising to keep slim.She's checking the we

: #Laughs Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

: #Laughs OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer." So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a lit

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow!

: #Laughs why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don't have eyes

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.

: #Laughs (name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W.

: #Laughs Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading east towards Georgia on I-90.

: #Laughs The U.S.

: #Laughs How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

: #Laughs I took my son to the zoo yesterday.

: #Laughs Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project.

: #Laughs Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them that this|| is 12 inches.

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