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: #Laughs Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

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: #Laughs Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?

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: #Laughs What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.

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: #Laughs A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself.

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: #Laughs What's the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!

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: #Laughs A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

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: #Laughs Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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: #Laughs What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !

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: #Laughs One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back ofthe room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has twoof them".

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: #Laughs What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.

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: #Laughs |An old Native American wanted a loan for 0.

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: #Laughs | Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?

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: #Laughs Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels.

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?A beer-a-cuda!Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean?Billy the Squid!What happened to the cold jellyfish?It set!What's t

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: #Laughs When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !

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: #Laughs Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.

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: #Laughs A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

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: #Laughs Judge: Are you married? A.

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: #Laughs The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear:10.

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: #Laughs Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

: #Laughs Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?

: #Laughs What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.

: #Laughs A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself.

: #Laughs What's the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!

: #Laughs A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

: #Laughs Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

: #Laughs What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !

: #Laughs One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back ofthe room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has twoof them".

: #Laughs What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.

: #Laughs |An old Native American wanted a loan for 0.

: #Laughs | Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?

: #Laughs Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels.

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?A beer-a-cuda!Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean?Billy the Squid!What happened to the cold jellyfish?It set!What's t

: #Laughs When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !

: #Laughs Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.

: #Laughs A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

: #Laughs Judge: Are you married? A.

: #Laughs The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear:10.

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