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: #Laughs "Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words wentaway.""Went away?""They disappeared.""Hmm.

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: #Laughs How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.

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: #Laughs God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!

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: #Laughs |A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor.

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: #Laughs World War III.

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: #Laughs An old man in a nursing home awoke one day and trundled down the hallway to the community breakfast room looking rather forlorn.

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: #Laughs Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down.

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: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips.

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: #Laughs Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years.

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: #Laughs After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences.1.

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: #Laughs Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?" Mabel: "Yes, the dentist."

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: #Laughs What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

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: #Laughs |ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with my PC.It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

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: #Laughs A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight.

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: #Laughs The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing.

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: #Laughs Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !

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: #Laughs A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.

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: #Laughs How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !

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: #Laughs When did the criminal get smart? When the judge threw the book at him.

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: #Laughs "Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words wentaway.""Went away?""They disappeared.""Hmm.

: #Laughs How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.

: #Laughs God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!

: #Laughs |A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor.

: #Laughs World War III.

: #Laughs An old man in a nursing home awoke one day and trundled down the hallway to the community breakfast room looking rather forlorn.

: #Laughs Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down.

: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips.

: #Laughs Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years.

: #Laughs After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences.1.

: #Laughs Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?" Mabel: "Yes, the dentist."

: #Laughs What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

: #Laughs |ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with my PC.It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

: #Laughs A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight.

: #Laughs The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing.

: #Laughs Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !

: #Laughs A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.

: #Laughs How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !

: #Laughs When did the criminal get smart? When the judge threw the book at him.

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