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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There is white out on the screen

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: #Laughs There is a new study out about women.

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: #Laughs The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices.

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: #Laughs What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.

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: #Laughs |This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center.

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: #Laughs Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John Doe,We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represe

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: #Laughs A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales person comes back with the condom and says "Put this on your bill sir" to which the duck replies "what do you think I'M a dickhead!"

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: #Laughs A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the flower beds.

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: #Laughs After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11.

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: #Laughs Be nice to your kids.

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: #Laughs The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.The patient put it in his pocket, but he forgot to have it filled.

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: #Laughs Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthony ! Anthony who ! Anthony you want !

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: #Laughs What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.

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: #Laughs Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!

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: #Laughs What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a sexually transmitted disease?Having your dentist tell you!

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

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: #Laughs Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There is white out on the screen

: #Laughs There is a new study out about women.

: #Laughs The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices.

: #Laughs What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.

: #Laughs |This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center.

: #Laughs Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John Doe,We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represe

: #Laughs A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales person comes back with the condom and says "Put this on your bill sir" to which the duck replies "what do you think I'M a dickhead!"

: #Laughs A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the flower beds.

: #Laughs After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11.

: #Laughs Be nice to your kids.

: #Laughs The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.The patient put it in his pocket, but he forgot to have it filled.

: #Laughs Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthony ! Anthony who ! Anthony you want !

: #Laughs What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.

: #Laughs Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

: #Laughs Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!

: #Laughs What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a sexually transmitted disease?Having your dentist tell you!

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

: #Laughs Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.

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