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: #Laughs After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then asks, "How can you do this, Jimmy? How can you just walk out? The first year we were together, you caught pneumonia and almost died! Who sat by your bed and nu

: #Laughs |Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!! Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!Tyson's favorite football team-the Tamp

: #Laughs This old lady was complaining to her friend about a little problem she had with vaginal itch.

: #Laughs Young Bradley arrived at his date's house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it.

: #Laughs The head nun at the convent says, "I found a pair of men's underwear under my desk!"Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..."She says, "And I found a used condom on my desk!"Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..."She says

: #Laughs The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar information concerning sexual activity has, until now, been unavailable.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase.

: #Laughs |Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.In prison you get three meals a day.At work you only get a break for one meal and you hav

: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every time he gets a hard-on, the garage door goes up.

: #Laughs Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they've just had a big launch.

: #Laughs |A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the automobile.
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