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: #Laughs Technical Night Before Christmas 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential,

: #Laughs A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting.When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:"I am placed in the door and told when to jump.My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go.""

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !

: #Laughs A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood.

: #Laughs |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel.

: #Laughs |Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured.

: #Laughs I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think you should live for the moment.

: #Laughs Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).

: #Laughs This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been afraid of making any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her to a secluded spot in his car.

: #Laughs Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, "I had a patient this morning witha clit like a dill pickle.

: #Laughs Noah's Ark...If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed.But I want to save a few good people, and two of ever

: #Laughs |Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth!Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?A: A bull dog!Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?A: A guard dog!Q: What do you call a dog in je

: #Laughs The Tearful Bride...A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him.""Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.""No, mother," you don't understand."I b
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