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: #Laughs Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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: #Laughs The 5 questions most feared by men are:1...What are you thinking about?2...Do you love me?3...Do I look fat?4...Do you think she is prettier than me?5...What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guara

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: #Laughs Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!

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: #Laughs There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs Fred: I'd love to be an actress.

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: #Laughs What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A chew-chew train!

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: #Laughs Barbie and G.I.

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: #Laughs |McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains.

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: #Laughs A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor." "Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "My dear," the doctor said, "that's completely natural. I don't see

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: #Laughs Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard.

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: #Laughs How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !

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: #Laughs Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of1901.

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: #Laughs Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week.

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: #Laughs A man in the house is worth two in the street.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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: #Laughs These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted.

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: #Laughs A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends.

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: #Laughs For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this oneis for you.

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: #Laughs A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before.

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: #Laughs Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

: #Laughs The 5 questions most feared by men are:1...What are you thinking about?2...Do you love me?3...Do I look fat?4...Do you think she is prettier than me?5...What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guara

: #Laughs Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!

: #Laughs There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs Fred: I'd love to be an actress.

: #Laughs What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A chew-chew train!

: #Laughs Barbie and G.I.

: #Laughs |McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains.

: #Laughs A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor." "Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "My dear," the doctor said, "that's completely natural. I don't see

: #Laughs Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard.

: #Laughs How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !

: #Laughs Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of1901.

: #Laughs Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week.

: #Laughs A man in the house is worth two in the street.

: #Laughs Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

: #Laughs These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted.

: #Laughs A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends.

: #Laughs For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this oneis for you.

: #Laughs A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before.

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