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: #Laughs What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.

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: #Laughs Two guys are out hunting deer...The first guy says, "Did you see that?...pointing to the sky.""No," the second guy says."Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!" the first guy says."Oh," says the second guy.A couple of minutes later, pointing to a

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: #Laughs |Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth!Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?A: A bull dog!Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?A: A guard dog!Q: What do you call a dog in je

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: #Laughs Why don't women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!

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: #Laughs Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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: #Laughs What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !

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: #Laughs ____UniversityTo: Professor From: I think my grade in your course, _, should bechanged from to _ for the following reasons:__1.

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: #Laughs My friend is nuts.

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: #Laughs A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did.

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: #Laughs When the office photo-copies began to look faint, the office manager called in a local repair service.

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: #Laughs A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An elderly lady passes by and feels pity for him."What is the matter, young boy? Why are you crying?""It's mean!", the boy sniffed, "My daddy drowned

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: #Laughs There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu.

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: #Laughs Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!

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: #Laughs CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs.

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: #Laughs Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.

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: #Laughs |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

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: #Laughs Sven and Olie died and went to Hell.

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: #Laughs What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.

: #Laughs Two guys are out hunting deer...The first guy says, "Did you see that?...pointing to the sky.""No," the second guy says."Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!" the first guy says."Oh," says the second guy.A couple of minutes later, pointing to a

: #Laughs |Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth!Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?A: A bull dog!Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?A: A guard dog!Q: What do you call a dog in je

: #Laughs Why don't women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!

: #Laughs Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

: #Laughs What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !

: #Laughs ____UniversityTo: Professor From: I think my grade in your course, _, should bechanged from to _ for the following reasons:__1.

: #Laughs My friend is nuts.

: #Laughs A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did.

: #Laughs When the office photo-copies began to look faint, the office manager called in a local repair service.

: #Laughs A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An elderly lady passes by and feels pity for him."What is the matter, young boy? Why are you crying?""It's mean!", the boy sniffed, "My daddy drowned

: #Laughs There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu.

: #Laughs Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!

: #Laughs CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs.

: #Laughs Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.

: #Laughs |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

: #Laughs Sven and Olie died and went to Hell.

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