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: #Laughs Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman."Sure you can, Mickey," Charlie said, "Just flap your armsreally really hard." So Mickey climbed up on the windowsill, started flapp

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: #Laughs I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew.

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: #Laughs Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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: #Laughs Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.

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: #Laughs Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can't.

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: #Laughs Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!

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: #Laughs A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary.

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: #Laughs What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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: #Laughs A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on.

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: #Laughs Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!

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: #Laughs |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and colleagues come to me,Speaking words of wisdom:"Write in C."As the deadline fast approaches,And bugs are all that I can see,Somewhere, someone whisper

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: #Laughs An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.

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: #Laughs |What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!

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: #Laughs Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.

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: #Laughs Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.

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: #Laughs |A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply."Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it.

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: #Laughs Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman."Sure you can, Mickey," Charlie said, "Just flap your armsreally really hard." So Mickey climbed up on the windowsill, started flapp

: #Laughs I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew.

: #Laughs Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

: #Laughs Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !

: #Laughs What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.

: #Laughs Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can't.

: #Laughs Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!

: #Laughs A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary.

: #Laughs What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.

: #Laughs A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on.

: #Laughs Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!

: #Laughs |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and colleagues come to me,Speaking words of wisdom:"Write in C."As the deadline fast approaches,And bugs are all that I can see,Somewhere, someone whisper

: #Laughs An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.

: #Laughs |What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!

: #Laughs Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.

: #Laughs Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.

: #Laughs |A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply."Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it.

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