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: #Laughs A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.

: #Laughs Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!

: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?

: #Laughs A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon an old brass lamp.

: #Laughs A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want todo the same.""Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend.

: #Laughs Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."

: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One - he puts it in the socket and lets the world revolve around him.

: #Laughs A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand.

: #Laughs This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!" She says, "Oh wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" He replies, "I don't care...Just get the f**k out!"

: #Laughs The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmasseason.This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol.There was no pr
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