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: #Laughs A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

: #Laughs Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times.One says to the other, "Darling, do you remember the minuet?"The other replies, "Sweetheart, I can't even remember the ones I screwed!"

: #Laughs A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.When he walks into his hotel room, there's a beautiful girl, nude, lying onthe bed.

: #Laughs Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place.

: #Laughs On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"

: #Laughs A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail.

: #Laughs Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?" Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."

: #Laughs |McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.

: #Laughs Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
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