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: #Laughs What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

: #Laughs |OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contactOLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on, and on...OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearingsOLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it

: #Laughs If I want it, it's mine.If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.If I can take it away from you, it's mine.If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.If it's mine, it will never belong to anybody else, no matter what.If we are buildi

: #Laughs One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by aman walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200men walking in single file.Intrigued, Dave went up to

: #Laughs THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET.

: #Laughs Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill just dates and dates.Finally a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?

: #Laughs After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible towomen you are?"The flattered husband said, "No, dear they haven't."The wife yells, "Then what the hec

: #Laughs Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!

: #Laughs A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a respectable convent girl, untarnished with the sins of contemporary society.

: #Laughs Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor.
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