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: #Laughs A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack.

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: #Laughs A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth."I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.

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: #Laughs When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order? A zoo-t suit!

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: #Laughs Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million.

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: #Laughs Valentine's Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.

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: #Laughs |A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

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: #Laughs A man was complaining to a friend:"I had it all; money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!""What happened?" asked the friend."My wife found out..."

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: #Laughs Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

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: #Laughs A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out pops a little black head."There was this black guy once" she said to the midwife.

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: #Laughs A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store.

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: #Laughs What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.

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: #Laughs A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada's IRS) asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

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: #Laughs Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: "It makes you feel young again." John looks at Sylvester and says, "We need to pull over and get a bottle of that stuff!"

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: #Laughs Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

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: #Laughs One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up on shore.

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: #Laughs Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.

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: #Laughs A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack.

: #Laughs A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth."I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.

: #Laughs When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order? A zoo-t suit!

: #Laughs Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million.

: #Laughs Valentine's Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs |A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

: #Laughs A man was complaining to a friend:"I had it all; money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!""What happened?" asked the friend."My wife found out..."

: #Laughs Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

: #Laughs A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out pops a little black head."There was this black guy once" she said to the midwife.

: #Laughs A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store.

: #Laughs What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada's IRS) asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: "It makes you feel young again." John looks at Sylvester and says, "We need to pull over and get a bottle of that stuff!"

: #Laughs Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

: #Laughs One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up on shore.

: #Laughs Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.

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