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: #Laughs Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his

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: #Laughs A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen.

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: #Laughs An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.

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: #Laughs That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno.

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: #Laughs Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.

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: #Laughs |What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?Robert E Flea!What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?Ones going to itch and the ot

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: #Laughs What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished, but he didn't catch much.

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: #Laughs A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits down.

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: #Laughs A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night.The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a s

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: #Laughs |August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a misplaced moment of inspiration decided to make his own contribution to the cannon shots fired as part of the orchestra's performance of

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: #Laughs Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.Q: Why did the blonde t

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ? Bette-lou a few pounds !

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: #Laughs The Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat.

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: #Laughs How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.

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: #Laughs December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.

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: #Laughs Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together.

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: #Laughs Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his

: #Laughs A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen.

: #Laughs An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.

: #Laughs That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno.

: #Laughs Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.

: #Laughs |What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?Robert E Flea!What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?Ones going to itch and the ot

: #Laughs What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished, but he didn't catch much.

: #Laughs A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits down.

: #Laughs A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night.The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a s

: #Laughs |August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a misplaced moment of inspiration decided to make his own contribution to the cannon shots fired as part of the orchestra's performance of

: #Laughs Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.Q: Why did the blonde t

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ? Bette-lou a few pounds !

: #Laughs The Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat.

: #Laughs How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.

: #Laughs Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together.

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